At last, I have control of her blog.
My voice can be heard by tens of, well, tens of people around the world.
Simone is about to embark on her sub-continental adventures and I think there are few things to share with the people of her world before she hits the Ganges...
#1: Simone loves talking about her sicknesses. Example quotes: "Have you ever had a nose so blocked it felt like you can only breathe through a hole the size of a pin prick?" "Have you ever had that rash that comes from too much sand in your swimmers day after day?"
#2: If you do ANYTHING wrong, distract her with food. Any food. Cardboard with a dash of maggi sauce will do. She'll forget within seconds.
#3: In times of emotional upheaval, she is the only one you'll want around. And if she's not there, imagine what she'd say... you'll be surprised at how much smarter than you she is.
India won't know what hit it.
Good luck beautiful.
Your Dave
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1 comment:
thanks for those words of wisdom
dave, ill be sure to use them some time, seriosly it really explains it all :P
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